Series
Synopsis
When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last
Episode 1
Pilot
John and Ted reunite after years apart, causing tension with those around them.
Episode 2
New Neighbors
Ted and John cause chaos when new neighbors move in next door.
Episode 3
The Job
John tries to get a promotion while Ted throws a party at the apartment.
Episode 4
Road Trip
Ted convinces John to take a spontaneous road trip across state lines.
Episode 5
The Ex
An unexpected visitor from John's past shows up and complicates everything.
Episode 6
Family Matters
Ted meets John's family for the first time with disastrous results.